Dear Silvio,
Allow me to introduce myself: I’m a European and I’m a bit angry with you.
The thing is: I have never been to a bunga bunga party. That thought hit me Friday when you announced you’d step down as the prime minister of Italy. That is when I realized that my time to go to such a party on a remote island near Sicily would be very limited now. I’m not even going to start about the fact that you never took me to a AC Milan game.